Know any makeup artists from Lourdes?
Just lube the people up with whiskey that you hang around with, and then they won’t notice.
Have a double and you’ll start feeling young and single again, Aunty!
Why would you want to hide those smile lines, aunty?
Don’t think of them as wrinkles, think of them as geological features. Just give them names like the Great Rift Valley or Grand Canyon.
Party with nonagenarians.
Try the canal that Andy Capp falls into all the time.
Follow Joan Rivers’ example and use Botox … you’ll walk like an old woman, but your face will be frozen in time.
Save the money and just go with a paper bag.
so true
Try hope in a jar from philosophy.
sergioandrade Premium Member about 4 years ago
Know any makeup artists from Lourdes?
Leojim about 4 years ago
Just lube the people up with whiskey that you hang around with, and then they won’t notice.
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
Have a double and you’ll start feeling young and single again, Aunty!
1953Baby about 4 years ago
Why would you want to hide those smile lines, aunty?
dflak about 4 years ago
Don’t think of them as wrinkles, think of them as geological features. Just give them names like the Great Rift Valley or Grand Canyon.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Party with nonagenarians.
Marvin Premium Member about 4 years ago
Try the canal that Andy Capp falls into all the time.
karlykru Premium Member about 4 years ago
Follow Joan Rivers’ example and use Botox … you’ll walk like an old woman, but your face will be frozen in time.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Save the money and just go with a paper bag.
meisterhans about 4 years ago
so true
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 4 years ago
Try hope in a jar from philosophy.