Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 31, 2023

Or an ophthalmologist

They assume the therapist too, Aunty.

Therapist split is THE RAPIST.

I dare anyone to ask me that. I’m never out without Darling Hubby behind me pushing the wheelchair.

Erase and correct: someone did ask me that a few years ago. It was at one of the parties at BayCon, and I was in a corset and a floor length circle skirt with a slit to my waist. He was drunk. Hubby said nothing, but I did hear him chuckle.

… or the bartender

Age has nothing to do with it, Aunty.

Right!

They had to be blind or blind and drunk to had even asked Aunty.

Yes Aunty, that’s exactly what we mean. Well……….are you?

Me too.

At your age Aunty if they are asking if you are seeing someone, they are probably wondering which mortician you have chosen.

What age is that?

Is the therapist asking if you are seeing someone that isn’t there?

And the Therapist doesn’t appear to be helping.

arthritis dr.

I see lots of people when I’m out walking. Does that count? They are visible….

I just saw a therapist recently for vertigo! Now I have special exercises to do to keep the rocks in my head in the right place!