Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 15, 2024

The Bagel Is Plain But The Karma Is Sweet

I take an order over the phone.

Me: “How can I help you?”

Caller: “Bacon, egg, and cheese on a plain bagel.”

Me: “Yeah, I can have that made for you. What’s your name and call-back number?”

Caller: Angrily yelling “BACON, EGG, AND CHEESE ON A PLAIN BAGEL!” Click

Later:

Customer: “Where’s my bacon, egg, and cheese on a plain bagel?”

Me: “We don’t have one of those premade.”

Customer: “I called ahead! Why isn’t it ready?!”

Me: “I’m not placing an order without a name and call-back number, especially for a bacon, egg, and cheese; we serve dozens an hour. Also, you didn’t even let me ask what cheese you wanted and how you wanted your egg. Also, because you shouted at me, I won’t be serving you ever.”

Customer: “Call over your manager!”

Me: “I am the manager.”

Customer: “Get the owner, then!”

Owner: Shouting from the back “Go f*** yourself; I’m busy!”

He stormed out, and our world was a better place…

NOT my story!

yeah I think they call it Bigmouthesitis

It’s all in the delivery.

She’s right. Sometimes it gets painful to continually bite your tongue!

A lot of us have had that experience.

Truth is sometimes in the black eye of the be-tolder.

I think it is called Replaced ‘i’ Syndrom.

Do these jeans make me…..

Love this strip: text, Aunty, the colouring…❤️

A senior girl in California was just expelled for live streaming a classroom fight. Not for fighting – those kids weren’t punished at all. Just for letting the world know about the fighting in the classrooms.

sounds like me and the boss but I can do it because he needs me more than I need him

Blessed are the p!ss makers.

In this comic, we have a choice of vowels to for the asterisk: a, e, i, o, and u.

No tact…….

For such people are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. 14: Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light. 2 Corinthians 11:13-14. Be careful what dribble you swallow. You might die from poison. Decon is 98% sugar (bait) and just 2% fetal poison.

Eh, take some Acidophilus…

So do I. That’s why I don’t speak much.

Some people can’t handle the truth.

It isn’t very diplomatic to tell them the ugly truth. Besides, they already know.

Matthew 5:11-13

My sister always tells me, “Shhhh!!”

That is life.

ST-PPO syndrome.

Why can’t she say “p!sses” yet a shirt can say “f!ck yoga.”?