Caller: “Bacon, egg, and cheese on a plain bagel.”
Me: “Yeah, I can have that made for you. What’s your name and call-back number?”
Caller: Angrily yelling “BACON, EGG, AND CHEESE ON A PLAIN BAGEL!” Click
Later:
Customer: “Where’s my bacon, egg, and cheese on a plain bagel?”
Me: “We don’t have one of those premade.”
Customer: “I called ahead! Why isn’t it ready?!”
Me: “I’m not placing an order without a name and call-back number, especially for a bacon, egg, and cheese; we serve dozens an hour. Also, you didn’t even let me ask what cheese you wanted and how you wanted your egg. Also, because you shouted at me, I won’t be serving you ever.”
Customer: “Call over your manager!”
Me: “I am the manager.”
Customer: “Get the owner, then!”
Owner: Shouting from the back “Go f*** yourself; I’m busy!”
A senior girl in California was just expelled for live streaming a classroom fight. Not for fighting – those kids weren’t punished at all. Just for letting the world know about the fighting in the classrooms.
For such people are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. 14: Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light. 2 Corinthians 11:13-14. Be careful what dribble you swallow. You might die from poison. Decon is 98% sugar (bait) and just 2% fetal poison.
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
The Bagel Is Plain But The Karma Is Sweet
I take an order over the phone.
Me: “How can I help you?”
Caller: “Bacon, egg, and cheese on a plain bagel.”
Me: “Yeah, I can have that made for you. What’s your name and call-back number?”
Caller: Angrily yelling “BACON, EGG, AND CHEESE ON A PLAIN BAGEL!” Click
Later:
Customer: “Where’s my bacon, egg, and cheese on a plain bagel?”
Me: “We don’t have one of those premade.”
Customer: “I called ahead! Why isn’t it ready?!”
Me: “I’m not placing an order without a name and call-back number, especially for a bacon, egg, and cheese; we serve dozens an hour. Also, you didn’t even let me ask what cheese you wanted and how you wanted your egg. Also, because you shouted at me, I won’t be serving you ever.”
Customer: “Call over your manager!”
Me: “I am the manager.”
Customer: “Get the owner, then!”
Owner: Shouting from the back “Go f*** yourself; I’m busy!”
He stormed out, and our world was a better place…
NOT my story!
seanfear 6 months ago
yeah I think they call it Bigmouthesitis
FreyjaRN Premium Member 6 months ago
It’s all in the delivery.
Macushlalondra 6 months ago
She’s right. Sometimes it gets painful to continually bite your tongue!
blunebottle 6 months ago
A lot of us have had that experience.
PraiseofFolly 6 months ago
Truth is sometimes in the black eye of the be-tolder.
The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago
I think it is called Replaced ‘i’ Syndrom.
nosirrom 6 months ago
Do these jeans make me…..
silberdistel 6 months ago
Love this strip: text, Aunty, the colouring…❤️
Charles 6 months ago
A senior girl in California was just expelled for live streaming a classroom fight. Not for fighting – those kids weren’t punished at all. Just for letting the world know about the fighting in the classrooms.
dbrucepm 6 months ago
sounds like me and the boss but I can do it because he needs me more than I need him
Calvinist1966 6 months ago
Blessed are the p!ss makers.
YulanaLow Premium Member 6 months ago
In this comic, we have a choice of vowels to for the asterisk: a, e, i, o, and u.
rockyridge1977 6 months ago
No tact…….
CorkLock 6 months ago
For such people are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. 14: Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light. 2 Corinthians 11:13-14. Be careful what dribble you swallow. You might die from poison. Decon is 98% sugar (bait) and just 2% fetal poison.
ChessPirate 6 months ago
Eh, take some Acidophilus…
ladykat 6 months ago
So do I. That’s why I don’t speak much.
cuzinron47 6 months ago
Some people can’t handle the truth.
cuzinron47 6 months ago
It isn’t very diplomatic to tell them the ugly truth. Besides, they already know.
EMGULS79 6 months ago
Matthew 5:11-13
pearlyqim 6 months ago
My sister always tells me, “Shhhh!!”
kathleenhicks62 6 months ago
That is life.
bakana 6 months ago
ST-PPO syndrome.
stillfickled Premium Member 6 months ago
Why can’t she say “p!sses” yet a shirt can say “f!ck yoga.”?