Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 23, 2024

YES!!!

Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 5

A customer is complaining that her card is being declined in our little corner shop.

Customer: “It’s because I’m out here in the middle of f****** nowhere, isn’t it?! Your signal is weak as p*ss!”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. There could be many reasons for your card being declined, but I don’t think it’s our signal. It’s been working fine all day, and—”

Customer: “Are you accusing me of having no money?! You cheap little sk-ank!”

As the customer is ranting, an older lady walks up to her and starts waving a banana in her face.

Customer: “What the f*** are you doing?!”

Old Lady: “Well, sorry, c**tcake, I just assumed since you have the manners of a f****** monkey, I’d try to calm you the f*** down. Now, which end do you want the banana in?”

NOT my story. (─ ‿ ─)

Osculate my gluteals. I like to confuse the stupid.

…buss my butt….. !!!!! more ladylike????

A Scouser would say “Kiss my ärse”…

You’ll have to be more specific; you look like all @$$ to me.

Well… another frame following the plot line…

Soyl cleansing?Seems more like baggage unloading.

Venting ….but no couth!!!!!

I’m not going to share your hiney with the people I have to tell to kiss mine!!!

and on the way out don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya

Indeed.

Well Aunty, I will let you cleanse my soul, because you can KISS MY @$$!

You’re that desperate for affection?

No doubt about that!!!

The Pogues Were originally Called Pogue Mahone Meaning In Irish “Kiss My A-se”

If you want me to kiss that area on your person, I’ll paint lips (with lipstick) on my shoes to deliver said “kiss”. So, careful what you ask for Aunty dear.

Kiss my grits.

She can say it, but we can’t type it here.

I know that this has been said before, but an xss is a female donkey.