I tell my sister that she has “furniture disease;” her chest fell into her drawers.
My wife and I refer to our pool as the anti-gravity machine. I love getting into it after walking 6 miles behind a lawn mower on a summer’s day. She likes it because “the girls” are back where they used to be.
Unfortunely with my not being able to walk more than a couple of steps without my quad cane or walker and not being able to do other exercises and my stress eating I am looking like Aunty and I don’t like it at all. I am glad I don’t have a full length mirror anywhere in my apartment, only mirror I have is medicine cabinet one and I don’t even look in that if I don’t have to, and I have my makeup mirror I use when trimming my old woman chin and lip hairs and I only am looking at my face. I am old, fat and ugly and just have to live with it until God brings his New Paradise on Earth were we all will be perfect and not have health problems and not be fat anymore. I hope it is soon because as the days go I get more aches and pains and I am also so looking forward to the resurrection to see my sister again and all my other loved ones who have died.
Yakety Sax 1 day ago
NOT what I wanted to see first thing in the morning!!
FreyjaRN Premium Member 1 day ago
Gravity wins.
olds_cool63 1 day ago
Must….unsee…this….!
fuzzbucket Premium Member 1 day ago
You have to do that. Get on the treadmill. Go swimming. Start weightlifting.
[Traveler] Premium Member 1 day ago
It’s affecting the belly too
wirepunchr 1 day ago
Her McGuffies wanted to talk to her navel.
CorkLock 1 day ago
That’s why you see many old fat women in overcoats in middle of summer.
ChessPirate 1 day ago
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dflak 1 day ago
I tell my sister that she has “furniture disease;” her chest fell into her drawers.
My wife and I refer to our pool as the anti-gravity machine. I love getting into it after walking 6 miles behind a lawn mower on a summer’s day. She likes it because “the girls” are back where they used to be.
Daltongang Premium Member 1 day ago
Do your boobs hang low?
Can you swing ’em to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Do your boobs hang low?
Can you swing ’em to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Can you swing ’em over your shoulder?
Like a regimental soldier
Do your boobs hang low?
Do your boobs hang low?
Can you swing ’em to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Do you get a painful feeling?
When you throw ’em at the ceiling
Do your boobs hang low?
Do your boobs hang low?
Can you swing ’em to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Do they get real sore?
When you drag ’em cross the floor
Do your boobs hang low?
rockyridge1977 1 day ago
Can’t fight gravity…..
assrdood 1 day ago
I have a similar problem with my “Moobs”. Maybe I need a “Manzier”?
ladykat 1 day ago
Good one, Aunty!
cuzinron47 1 day ago
Owww, my eyes hurt.
andersjg Premium Member 1 day ago
Blinds closed?? Hope the neighbors didn’t see that!!!
mousefumanchu Premium Member 1 day ago
Don’t have mirrors in house
kathleenhicks62 about 22 hours ago
Gravity rules, here.
Smeagol about 22 hours ago
Cosmetology is expensive… and addicting.
bakana about 22 hours ago
I used to know a 78 year old woman whose boobs still just as perky as when she was 18.
She was rather proud of the fact.
Sambora1 about 15 hours ago
Unfortunely with my not being able to walk more than a couple of steps without my quad cane or walker and not being able to do other exercises and my stress eating I am looking like Aunty and I don’t like it at all. I am glad I don’t have a full length mirror anywhere in my apartment, only mirror I have is medicine cabinet one and I don’t even look in that if I don’t have to, and I have my makeup mirror I use when trimming my old woman chin and lip hairs and I only am looking at my face. I am old, fat and ugly and just have to live with it until God brings his New Paradise on Earth were we all will be perfect and not have health problems and not be fat anymore. I hope it is soon because as the days go I get more aches and pains and I am also so looking forward to the resurrection to see my sister again and all my other loved ones who have died.