Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 27, 2024

NOT what I wanted to see first thing in the morning!!

Gravity wins.

Must….unsee…this….!

You have to do that. Get on the treadmill. Go swimming. Start weightlifting.

It’s affecting the belly too

Her McGuffies wanted to talk to her navel.

That’s why you see many old fat women in overcoats in middle of summer.

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I tell my sister that she has “furniture disease;” her chest fell into her drawers.

My wife and I refer to our pool as the anti-gravity machine. I love getting into it after walking 6 miles behind a lawn mower on a summer’s day. She likes it because “the girls” are back where they used to be.

Do your boobs hang low?

Can you swing ’em to and fro?

Can you tie ’em in a knot?

Can you tie ’em in a bow?

Do your boobs hang low?

Can you swing ’em to and fro?

Can you tie ’em in a knot?

Can you tie ’em in a bow?

Can you swing ’em over your shoulder?

Like a regimental soldier

Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs hang low?

Can you swing ’em to and fro?

Can you tie ’em in a knot?

Can you tie ’em in a bow?

Do you get a painful feeling?

When you throw ’em at the ceiling

Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs hang low?

Can you swing ’em to and fro?

Can you tie ’em in a knot?

Can you tie ’em in a bow?

Do they get real sore?

When you drag ’em cross the floor

Do your boobs hang low?

Can’t fight gravity…..

I have a similar problem with my “Moobs”. Maybe I need a “Manzier”?

Good one, Aunty!

Owww, my eyes hurt.

Blinds closed?? Hope the neighbors didn’t see that!!!

Don’t have mirrors in house

Gravity rules, here.

Cosmetology is expensive… and addicting.

I used to know a 78 year old woman whose boobs still just as perky as when she was 18.

She was rather proud of the fact.

Unfortunely with my not being able to walk more than a couple of steps without my quad cane or walker and not being able to do other exercises and my stress eating I am looking like Aunty and I don’t like it at all. I am glad I don’t have a full length mirror anywhere in my apartment, only mirror I have is medicine cabinet one and I don’t even look in that if I don’t have to, and I have my makeup mirror I use when trimming my old woman chin and lip hairs and I only am looking at my face. I am old, fat and ugly and just have to live with it until God brings his New Paradise on Earth were we all will be perfect and not have health problems and not be fat anymore. I hope it is soon because as the days go I get more aches and pains and I am also so looking forward to the resurrection to see my sister again and all my other loved ones who have died.