Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for October 25, 1992
Transcript:
It says right here that it helps a baby's language development if you hold conversations with her. Conversations?? Yeah... Like if you ask Zoe how are you today? You're supposed to wait for her to answer. Oh? How are you today? Bodweema... Deebaba wappa doobeee ahhhhhhhh pow pow gob gobnnun numma zhabow zha doompee nahma dabb weeeeeeooeeeoo Your turn. I forgot what we were talking about!
Apparently when I was a baby, my brother once jokingly asked me, “So, what’s life all about?” And I proceeded to babble on for a long while.
If only I could remember what I said. I clearly knew more back then. Now I’m just a confused, helpless being incongruously trapped in the body of an adult.