Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 12, 1993
May 11, 1993
May 13, 1993
Transcript:
Blocks... Dirty hankie... Rubber nipple... Cookie crumbs... Petrified banana slice... Ewww! Sigh I can remember when the biggest surprise I could find in my pants pocket was money. Actually, that would be the only thing that would surprise me now.
A teacher asked a student “Johnny, if you reached into your left pocket and found two dollars and you reached into your right pocket and found three dollars, what would you have?”
Johnny answered “I’d have somebody else’s pants on.”