Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 23, 1997
Transcript:
The Twelve Days of Christmas On the tenth day of Christmas my children gave to me Ten Fords a beeping, Nine songs they can't sing, Eight ways of belching, Seven tons of washing, Six teeth decaying, Five dozen screams! Four appalling words, Three drenched friends, Two snotty gloves, And a cartridge in a fir tree. Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beeeeeeeeep! Beep-beep! Beep! Beeep! Beep!