Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 24, 1997

Transcript:

The Twelve Days of Christmas On the eleventh day of Christmas my children gave to me Eleven diaper wipings, Ten Fords a beeping, Nine songs they can't sing, Eight ways of belching, Seven tons of washing, Six teeth decaying, Five dozen screams! Four appalling words, Three drenched friends, Two snotty gloves, And a cartridge in a fir tree. Yeecch!