Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for February 16, 1999
Transcript:
Portraits! Five cents! Portraits! Five cents! I'd like to have my portrait done. Here you go. Five cents, please. But this isn't my portrait... It's a photocopy of a stick figure! I don't have time to draw anything... I'm trying to make some money! I don't know whether I should feel proud or victimized. It depends on how many portraits you buy. I'll sell you a another one for a quarter.
When it’s supper time, give her a picture of some food and tell her you didn’t have time to cook HER supper.