Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for February 17, 2000
Transcript:
Wow! This is a great documentary! I love this documentary! It's the best documentary I've ever seen! Yay for documentaries! Zoe, this is a cartoon show! Why do you keep calling it a documentary? Because mom lets me watch as many documentaries as I want.
Calling it a documentary does not make it a documentary.
There is a apocryphal story about Abraham Lincoln, told in various ways, in which someone asked him “If you call a sheep’s tail a leg, how many legs would it have?”
“Four,” answered Lincoln. “Calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg.”