Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for June 19, 2000
Transcript:
Don't forget that Zoe's kindergarten graduation is tomorrow. Graduation ceremony? For kindergartners?? Of course! It's a really big deal, too. Caps and gowns... Pomp and circumstance... Diplomas... The whole thing! For kindergartners?? Rumor has it that the commencement speaker is Barney, the dinosaur!
My original post said “summa c_m laude,” but the stupid AI couldn’t recognize a perfectly legitimate phrase that appears on diplomas the world over.