Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 14, 2002
Transcript:
Gasp! You know the sex of the baby, and you're not telling me! I'm not telling you because you said you don't want to know! I don't want to know, but I don't want to not know if you know... You know?? I know! I don't want you to not know what I know, too! So, what do you know? I'll tell you as soon as I figure out what we just said to each other.
“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. it’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.” — Mark Twain (or Josh Billing or Artemus Ward or Will Rogers or…)