Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for February 28, 2022

Darryl had better think really fast to come up with a good response.

And thoughtful. Don’t forget thoughtful.

I don’t understand. He literally removed a tedious chore. It’s a great gift!

If I loved one gave me one of those neat little Roomba vacuums I wouldn’t mind.

It would work for me.

It looks like the idiot made a very bad move.

That gift sucks, Daryl!

Say thank you and get the refund!

Then one night Wanda should say, “Now it’s time for me to be sexy.” Then she gives him a robot lawn mower, and rolls away from him in bed.

He needs to work on his approach….

My boss bought one of those for our office. The thing was a pain in my butt. It was too loud so I could only run it after hours; I had to move all chairs and smaller objects off the floor before starting it, and even then it didn’t get into corners or even pick up all of the stuff on the carpet. I finally asked my boss for a REAL vacuum. I don’t mind having to run it because it actually DOES the job.

Lighten up, Wanda, at least he thought of you and the work you do around the house.. Definitely not sexy but thoughtful.

Wrapping it up in a shirt? LOL

Rookie mistake calling it sexy. He should know better.

What a goof! Everyone knows you give a chainsaw if you want to be sexy!!

Thoughtful, yes; Sexy, no.

Shoulda been a Chippendale dancer

Daryl you are not very smart.

Now She Won’t Have To Clean Every Five Minutes. The Vacuum Can Do It For Her…Unless, Of Course It Malfunctions And Dies Within The First Week With Messes The Kids Make.

My wife is a horse-person and wants a Roomba stall cleaner.

Unless otherwise instructed, Never ever ever ever get a gift that needs to be plugged in.

Better than that new vacuum cleaner he got her for valentine’s day.

You know, it’s interesting to note that they change the names of products, presumably because of concern over copyright laws. Like Rum Bot instead of Roomba. They used to have Pampies instead of Pampers. It seems to me that the manufacturers would like the free advertising, not threaten to sue over it.

She thinks my tractor’s sexy.

if he hadn’t used the word “sexy” and just said “thoughtful” she probably wouldn’t have had such a negative response.

I’m afraid to know what Hammie will do with the Rūm Bot.

After Zoe, Hammie and Wren maybe that’s all the sexiness they need.

I told the Mrs it was a gift for the cats seeing how they all wanted to ride it. Decreasing the time we would have to perform any vacuuming chores was just an added bonus.

If it talks,it’ll be too spooky to use.

Darryl “wrapped” it in a sweater? Hahaha!

Why do guys think getting us appliances, gadgets, or cleaning supplies is “romantic”? News flash…to most of us it isn’t! If you wanna get us those things, don’t do it on Valentine’s, our b-day, or Christmas…unless we specifically ask you for something like that.

IT HAS GOOGLY EYES!