Enlist them in the Army: Zoe can be a spy since she’s so good at tattling; Hammie goes into the chemical corp as a gas warfare specialist, and Wren can be in recruiting – everyone loves babies.
A bouncy castle will only occupy them for an hour at most, but the Army will have them busy for at least two years. Too bad that’s not really an option for them.
allen@home almost 2 years ago
Bouncy Castle Darryl. Hopefully the kids will like that.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
Army… sure.
ʲᔆ almost 2 years ago
do what any other parent does…
park em in front of the TV with some chips and soda, and pop in a DVD
ctolson almost 2 years ago
Enlist them in the Army: Zoe can be a spy since she’s so good at tattling; Hammie goes into the chemical corp as a gas warfare specialist, and Wren can be in recruiting – everyone loves babies.
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I don’t know but I’ve been told,
Darryl has a heart of gold,
If his brains weren’t made of mush,
Maybe his kids would finally hush.
Sound off….1……2
Sound off….3……4
1, 2, 3, 4…1…2
3, 4!
I don’t know, but I’ve been told:
Hammie’s butt is green with mold.
You say thank you, I say please.
Zoe sits down when she pees.
Sound off….1……2
Sound off….3……4
1, 2, 3, 4…1…2
3, 4!
Kids smell and that’s no lie
Work your butts, gonna make you cry
Call me smart, call me inspired
You’re gonna march ’til I get tired.
Sound off….1……2
Sound off….3……4
1, 2, 3, 4…1…2
3, 4!
ladykat almost 2 years ago
Ship them off to the grandparents for a day.
mepowell almost 2 years ago
Plan a picnic in a park and/or go to the local zoo, etc. In other words, get out of the house for an activity.
198.23.5.11 almost 2 years ago
Would the kids settle for Knott’s Berry Farm?
Would they settle for berries on their breakfast cereal?
What parent is a match for their kids in the hyperactivity department?
mourdac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I suggest the French Foreign Legion, they’re still in operation.
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
“I can’t hear you!”
“Dinny-Wan!”
reedmamber13 almost 2 years ago
Or they could just not do anything
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 2 years ago
Go for the Army. We got a winner!!
Who could withstand either Hammie or Zoe?
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
Army sounds good…..
The Quiet One almost 2 years ago
Let Hammie choose an outdoor activity. That would be interesting.
calliarcale almost 2 years ago
I once heard of the trick of throwing 99 pennies in the yard and telling the kids to find the whole dollar…..
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
Haha! XD
Sherlock5 over 1 year ago
A bouncy castle will only occupy them for an hour at most, but the Army will have them busy for at least two years. Too bad that’s not really an option for them.
Sherlock5 8 months ago
Here’s another option: Go to the hardware store and buy three sturdy coat hooks and three large, drawstring burlap bags. I think you get the idea.