Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 24, 2023

So Wanda you want a nicer house filled with expensive items so you can be robbed. Strange.

Waiting for the new “Home Alone” Hammie defends the house

They can’t even afford a decent security system with cameras.

They are so bad off the burglers bring them things!

If someone breaks into our home, they can have the velvet Elvis painting…

Does it take Darryl twice as long to wash his nose as the rest of his body?

My wife put a picture of a German Shepard on the front door with the inscription " I can make it to the front gate or front door in 2.0 seconds. How fast can you run?" We don’t get general solicitors anymore. Also have a sign that says we support Boy Scout, Girl Scout and School fundraisers and they do come.

You know, not having anything valuable does not always guarantee that burglars will leave you alone.

You can’t have nice things and small children unless you lock something up.

I used to board my horses at a boarding barn along with plenty co-residents. Always bought the ugliest of stuffs that I needed and guaranteed: none of it walked ; )

That won’t stop them from breaking in and trashing your place looking for valuables.

Cactus Drive? Where are they supposed to live? Death Valley?

I mean, he’s not wrong. I really don’t have all that much of value and I’m not worried either.

I can identify. Door never locked and not sure how it would take us to notice the next robbery.

… Sounds like a conversation Bob and Linda Belcher would have! … :)

Rather undersized towel for that particular nose…..

I always knew that having no money made me judgment-proof, but it never occurred to me that a lack of material possessions renders me theft-proof.

Holy mackerel! For some reason I never thought of it before, but he must hafta use Brawny paper towels to blow his nose!!

Haha! XD