Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 27, 2023

That’s Hammie. Always prepared.

The spaghetti is going to be full of black bristles.

Zoe not going to take the spoon and test his metal helmet?

and if he’s caught short, hes got a pot to…

It worked for Don Quixote and for Johnny Appleseed.

“Kitchen Man”!

If there is trouble in the neighborhood, it is because of Hammie.

So Mom won’t have to drain the spaghetti, as she has no pot to cook it in. Problem solved!

Man. I remember doing that with the colander when I was a little kid.

“Duh” sums up this storyline.

But won’t they need that pot to make the spaghetti?

The trouble in the neighborhood is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so he training to become a “Pastafarian.”

Just don’t use a Dutch Oven pot. Those things are HEAVY!!

I know there’s an angel hair joke there, but then Hammie’s no angel.

Make sure you wash the colander, Mom.

Hammie needs to have dad take him down to the local Army Surplus store and buy him a military helmet, pistol belt, canteen, first-aid pouch, and ammo pouch.

When I was about 9 – 10 I have a full set of WWII combat gear. With my trusty Daisy Pop-gun, my friends and I protected the neighborhood. Oh yeah, the pop gun shot a mean wad of dirt that stung pretty good.

Gee, I didn’t realize Hammy was a Pastafarian.

DARRYL:“I just love the parmesan cheese on this spaghetti”

Except it’s really dandruff

Hammie’s getting a head start at being a pothead.

A sign of maturity — Hammie has a contingency plan.

Post a sign on the door that reads: ’Beware, Property Protected By Ankle Biters Security Corp"

That’s adorable.

That colander is plastic- I should think ti would make a bap bap sound and not a tink tink sound- that would be the pot!! I can see today is going to be one of Those Days- where every little thing annoys me.

hey, i called it

It’s an advent colander

Planning ahead….

Reminds me of our childhood when we used to play with the kitchen utensils. The kids today are not luck with that mobile lurking around.

Just be yourself Hammie, that’s all that’s required.

Aww hammie so cute with a pot on his head

Well she’s gonna need that 1 for the sauce!