Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for July 15, 2023

See guys, Hammie’s good for something. Gave Wanda some inspiration in her writing.

If you know your subject, it practically writes itself.

Zoe wouldn’t be thinking about Hammie would she?

As long as you have a body, you may as well use all its features!

So it’s a Reality Book. That means the little girl is constantly tattling on everyone and has a whiny voice.

Women figure out men long before men figure out women. Long before.

“What are little boys made of?”

“Burps and toots, and gross runny snoots…”

LOL – at that age, boys are all about burps and toots. When they hit puberty, throw in a plethora of odors as well (written by a 54 year old who still occasionally acts 8 if his wife is to be believed!)

look out J. K. Rowling — Wanda’s coming for you

Sounds like the start of a cute poem.

Little Jimmy Smoots

Spoke in burps and toots

All was well until the smell

Made Momma to give him the boot.

Yep, we all came with our own sound track.

Wanda might be creating a Best Smeller.

I wonder if Zoe will be listed as a co-writer of the book?

Is there really a market for that kind of hyperrealism?

Any successful writer will tell you to write what you know.

Sorry, ladies, it’s been done – read up on Gerald McBoing-Boing.

Hammie should have copy rights.

That would work for the adult boy character, too.

Haha! XD