Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for November 09, 2023

If you value your life Zoe, it’s about her.

All the redheads together without the others. That may be a first.

I would join your Mother now, but…

When you’re Zoe’s age, it’s ALWAYS about you

If you keep this up young lady, I’ll lock you in a room with your brother. There, that’s punishment for the both of you.

Sorry Zoe.

Stop taking Mom for granted and start appreciating her! And go find your own freaking sweater if you’re that cold!

But if there’s only one bathroom and someone else needs to go, you have to share. That’s what I did when I was in the tub.

If she really wanted “ME” time she would have locked the door.

As Daffy Duck would observe, Zoe is having pronoun trouble.

Wanda “Calgon take me away”!

Yep, like I said yesterday, Zoe thinks the world revolves around her. She needs a five finger attitude adjustment and some ‘Me’ time in her bedroom until dinner time.

“Children, set the table. Your mother needs a moment to herself.”

Even Darren gets it.

Ah yes, the subjectivity of the first person. A couple years back I was registering for an online class and had to say which pronouns I used to refer to myself. I wrote “I/me.”

The three people that are highest on Zoe’s priority list: me, myself, and I.

They seem to have forgotten that everything revolves around Zoe. I am certain this is most disturbing.

Zoe, go outside and spin around for ten minutes. Then when you stop, everything will revolve around you.

It’s always about you Zoe.

Zoe has no patience!

Haha! (＾▽＾)