Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 17, 2023

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    allen@home  12 months ago

    Zoe is gonna do well in politics when she grows up.

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    thevideostoreguy  12 months ago

    Because your daughter has a promising career as a shakedown artist. Or bureaucrat. Or purchasing agent. One of the three! Aren’t you PROUD?

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    iggyman  12 months ago

    Zoe is a double agent for her Mother?!

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    BenGMan  12 months ago

    Zoe’s committing crime.

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    CrimsonOne18  12 months ago

    Brill! Sometimes “shenanigans” are necessary. Hammie would not have stopped sneaking the candy canes without some trickery. And, never fear, he’ll be doing the same thing to Wren in a couple of years.

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    Just-me  12 months ago

    Growing up, I don’t think we ever put candy canes on the tree, there were always plenty around, but not on the tree. We did string popcorn on thread and make garlands. Which we’d eat after Christmas.

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    MS72  12 months ago

    wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to your tree, Capiche?

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    Diat60  12 months ago

    Zoe is a one-person Mafia.

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    DaBump Premium Member 12 months ago

    Oh great, now I have that sad-sounding trumpet solo in my head…

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    ctolson  12 months ago

    So NOW Zoe gets paid to tattle and Wanda has stooped to a low level to encourage it even more now. Maybe time for Wanda to get bit by the hand (tattle mouth) she is feeding.

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    KageKat  12 months ago

    I get the punchline, but I always figured the reason not to eat the decorative candy canes was because they’d been out too long and wouldn’t taste good, even if they’d stayed wrapped.

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    ChessPirate  12 months ago

    Zoe the Fixer…

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 12 months ago

    That is because, you ARE.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 12 months ago

    Ah yes Zoe, a recent graduate of Linus Van Pelt school of mythical holiday traditions.

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    SofaKing Premium Member 12 months ago

    Hammie learned “AUUGH” from Charlie Brown.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    Hammie’s been raising cane, right off the tree.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  12 months ago

    Zoey has great potential. The mob better hope she never turns her attention against them.

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    rasputin's horoscope  12 months ago

    The strips this week seem a little heavy on the “pleasing Santa” theme. Aren’t there some Christmas cookies that need baking or some Christmas carols to pervert at the MacPherson house?

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    raybarb44  12 months ago

    You are…..

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    oish  12 months ago

    You can’t pop candy corn, and you can’t lean on a candy cane.

    Candied apples and yams for festivals and hams but nobody wants a candy asparagus

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    Sherlock5  12 months ago

    Define “fully decorated.” I never put candy canes on the tree, so is my tree not “fully decorated?”

    Just take the candy canes off the tree and put them in a bowl to be enjoyed. That’s what they’re for. If you’ve GOT to have candy canes on the tree, there are probably plastic ones out there specifically made for decorations.

    As it is now, you’ve made a bad impression on Zoe.

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    She is a Protection Racket.

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    The Quiet One  12 months ago

    Okay, I have to give the win to Zoe on this one.

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    T...  12 months ago

    Alway’s one a s s h o l e gotta play the politic card…

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    Code the Enforcer  12 months ago

    Annnnd here, Hammie truly channels the venerable Charlie Brown’s – … … " AUUUGH !!! … :)

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    Palani56  12 months ago

    Had me chuckling, lol

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    Mikeswolvesbane  12 months ago

    Same problem for our tree back in the Seventies, but Mom always said the candy canes were ancient and no longer safe to eat.

    I think they are still in their box, somewhere in the attic…

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 12 months ago

    I’m very afraid of what Zoe might become when she grows up.

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    AB9SS  12 months ago

    Now we know how Zoe got her job with the Mafiosa! As a shake-down artist!

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    AB9SS  12 months ago

    She made her an offer she couldn’t refuse!

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    windjammers  12 months ago

    Wren’s bangs grew back fast.

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    ToneeRhianRose  6 months ago

    Haha! (^▽^)

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