From Not Always Right: These Dad Jokes Are Getting Bananas
I’m working in the produce section, stocking some new bananas, and a customer comes over to me.
Customer: “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”
Me: “No, sir, I didn’t know that.”
Customer: “It’s totally true. Think about it. When was the last time you ate a monkey?”
Me: “That’s… I…”
Customer: “This is why I shouldn’t shop without the wife…” Wanders off
NOT my story!
January 25, 2022
From Not Always Right: These Dad Jokes Are Getting Bananas
I’m working in the produce section, stocking some new bananas, and a customer comes over to me.
Customer: “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”
Me: “No, sir, I didn’t know that.”
Customer: “It’s totally true. Think about it. When was the last time you ate a monkey?”
Me: “That’s… I…”
Customer: “This is why I shouldn’t shop without the wife…” Wanders off
NOT my story!