Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 20, 2024

From Not Always Right: These Dad Jokes Are Getting Bananas

I’m working in the produce section, stocking some new bananas, and a customer comes over to me.

Customer: “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”

Me: “No, sir, I didn’t know that.”

Customer: “It’s totally true. Think about it. When was the last time you ate a monkey?”

Me: “That’s… I…”

Customer: “This is why I shouldn’t shop without the wife…” Wanders off

NOT my story!

Hammie went a little too right field.

I’d rather play sitting under a tree in the shade.

You’ve just wasted the batters time.

Hmmm… Does he need glasses?

Almost a Charlie Brown moment!

And wrong game!

The kids from “Cleats” on the pitch?

Hey, this happens on today’s mega fields. Besides, it doesn’t matter what the ball is. The kids will only stare at it anyway.

With some the the new Mega Sports Field Complexes being built, I can totally see – understand this happening. Baseball – softball coming out on to the soccer field even.

I hear Nate’s Jellyfish team could use some help.

“Good leg though!”

Oh well, can’t be right all the time.

Hammie you cannot see wrong location.

….And he still couldn’t catch it.

♬…just watching the dandelions grow.♬