Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for October 23, 2024

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Did she tell you where to stick the fake beard?

Three of the grandchildren call me buttface. It upsets adults but I know they’re playing.

I am POSITIVE they are playing, my face doesn’t look anything at ALL like my butt.

(Or is it that my butt doesn’t look like my face? Either way works.)

Bubble Butt, Pirate of the bathtub!

If he’s a fan of Harry Potter, he could be Butterbeard.

I like the name. Better than Butt-head

A$$BACKWARDS

Nobeard

Hammie the Horrible.

I was was thinking maybe Blackgas.

Captain Kid?

Great costume!!

The name fits.

Butty McButtface?

So, he’s a Buttcaneer, eh?

The Dread Pirate Hammie…

The Sea Hock…

Long Hamm Sliver…

Bluebeard isn’t a pirate- he’s the title villain of a fairy tale! (And don’t expect Disney to adapt his tale- Bluebeard murdered his previous wives and tricked his new one into discovering this so he could then murder her).

Wren giggles when you play peekabooty.

How about NO beard.

Dirtbeard? Crumbbeard? Hamish MacPherson, Scourge of the Seas?

His motto can be “Dead coldcuts tell no tales”

And today is “National Boston Cream Pie Day”.Seriously,it is.

Hammie needs a big scar across his cheek, then the name Scar.

Well, she could have said Jean Lastinkyfeet.

Riddle:Q. Why are 12 year-olds not allowed in to theaters to see pirate movies?A. Because the movies are rated Arrrrrugh!

Hammie is getting funnier

Captain Nobeard !

Guys have walked the plank for calling their Captain that name……