skidmark
Did she tell you where to stick the fake beard?
Three of the grandchildren call me buttface. It upsets adults but I know they’re playing.
I am POSITIVE they are playing, my face doesn’t look anything at ALL like my butt.
(Or is it that my butt doesn’t look like my face? Either way works.)
Bubble Butt, Pirate of the bathtub!
If he’s a fan of Harry Potter, he could be Butterbeard.
I like the name. Better than Butt-head
A$$BACKWARDS
Nobeard
Hammie the Horrible.
I was was thinking maybe Blackgas.
Captain Kid?
Great costume!!
The name fits.
Butty McButtface?
So, he’s a Buttcaneer, eh?
The Dread Pirate Hammie…
The Sea Hock…
Long Hamm Sliver…
Bluebeard isn’t a pirate- he’s the title villain of a fairy tale! (And don’t expect Disney to adapt his tale- Bluebeard murdered his previous wives and tricked his new one into discovering this so he could then murder her).
Wren giggles when you play peekabooty.
How about NO beard.
Dirtbeard? Crumbbeard? Hamish MacPherson, Scourge of the Seas?
His motto can be “Dead coldcuts tell no tales”
And today is “National Boston Cream Pie Day”.Seriously,it is.
Hammie needs a big scar across his cheek, then the name Scar.
January 25, 2022
ꜝ about 9 hours ago
skidmark
sirbadger about 9 hours ago
Did she tell you where to stick the fake beard?
David Huie Green DecisionsMatterGoodAndBad about 8 hours ago
Three of the grandchildren call me buttface. It upsets adults but I know they’re playing.
I’m pretty sure they’re playing.I am POSITIVE they are playing, my face doesn’t look anything at ALL like my butt.
(Or is it that my butt doesn’t look like my face? Either way works.)
iggyman about 7 hours ago
Bubble Butt, Pirate of the bathtub!
Ermine Notyours about 7 hours ago
If he’s a fan of Harry Potter, he could be Butterbeard.
GetAGrip2 about 6 hours ago
I like the name. Better than Butt-head
MS72 about 4 hours ago
A$$BACKWARDS
hariseldon59 about 4 hours ago
Nobeard
e.groves about 2 hours ago
Hammie the Horrible.
ctolson about 2 hours ago
I was was thinking maybe Blackgas.
Just-me about 2 hours ago
Captain Kid?
CrimsonOne18 about 2 hours ago
Great costume!!
philwinn about 2 hours ago
The name fits.
DJohnny about 2 hours ago
Butty McButtface?
ChessPirate about 1 hour ago
So, he’s a Buttcaneer, eh?
The Dread Pirate Hammie…
The Sea Hock…
Long Hamm Sliver…
CosmoFan47 about 1 hour ago
Bluebeard isn’t a pirate- he’s the title villain of a fairy tale! (And don’t expect Disney to adapt his tale- Bluebeard murdered his previous wives and tricked his new one into discovering this so he could then murder her).
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 hour ago
Wren giggles when you play peekabooty.
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 hour ago
How about NO beard.
DKHenderson about 1 hour ago
Dirtbeard? Crumbbeard? Hamish MacPherson, Scourge of the Seas?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 13 minutes ago
His motto can be “Dead coldcuts tell no tales”
And today is “National Boston Cream Pie Day”.Seriously,it is.
brick10 7 minutes ago
Hammie needs a big scar across his cheek, then the name Scar.