That is among the worst Halloween swords I’ve ever seen. Swing it through the air, and it will fall apart. Grasp the handle firmly, and you’ll crush it. Somebody needs to demand a refund.
Self esteem is an important trait in all of us but, it is wrong to blame failures to achieve happiness & success on the inability of one to recognize the good in themselves.
It seems like a perfectly respectable costume to me. Though I do notice that neither Zoe nor the kid in the background is in a costume either, so maybe the issue is that today is not Halloween at all? (And indeed it’s not, but comic strips aren’t always entirely faithful to the dates of holidays if they have several strips’ worth of material.)
sirbadger 26 days ago
Self-Esteem is overrated. Some people see it as the solution to all the world’s problems, but it’s not.
Ermine Notyours 26 days ago
All weapons are banned at schools, even paper towel tube swords.
iggyman 26 days ago
Your self esteem will survive, Hammie!
jmworacle 25 days ago
This looks like it’s a job for CPS!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 25 days ago
What the hell is wrong with that woman?
tremaine53 25 days ago
That is among the worst Halloween swords I’ve ever seen. Swing it through the air, and it will fall apart. Grasp the handle firmly, and you’ll crush it. Somebody needs to demand a refund.
SquidGamerGal 25 days ago
Stupid kid! Since when parents care about their kids’ self-esteems?
Michael Gorman Premium Member 25 days ago
Is it just me or do the sidewalks in their town float above a body of water?
AppleCrusher292 25 days ago
Hammie, you do realize if the teachers see a cardboard toilet paper roll, they’re going to freak out.
Slowly, he turned... 25 days ago
Kids are getting so much smarter and sophisticated these days. …but not more than mothers!
ctolson 25 days ago
So did Darryl fix up Hammie’s sword with some sort of laser beam?
ChessPirate 25 days ago
“My name is Hamish MacPherson. You killed my self-esteem. Prepare to die…”
Funniguy 25 days ago
Self esteem is an important trait in all of us but, it is wrong to blame failures to achieve happiness & success on the inability of one to recognize the good in themselves.
Daltongang Premium Member 25 days ago
Not nearly as damaging as having all the kids in class laugh at you Hammie. Take it as a lesson learned.
John Jorgensen 25 days ago
It seems like a perfectly respectable costume to me. Though I do notice that neither Zoe nor the kid in the background is in a costume either, so maybe the issue is that today is not Halloween at all? (And indeed it’s not, but comic strips aren’t always entirely faithful to the dates of holidays if they have several strips’ worth of material.)
Strawberry King 25 days ago
I had no idea people still said “Phooey”
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 25 days ago
The teacher wouldn’t have batted an eye…we ARE talking about Hammie
ChazNCenTex 25 days ago
Self-esteem is fine but it needs to be tempered by other virtues, like empathy. Or it becomes self-entitlement.
The Quiet One 25 days ago
Save it for Halloween Hammie.
Strawberry King 25 days ago
Save it for when Halloween comes, Hammie. She might let you where it then.
Smeagol 25 days ago
Phooey is right Hammie.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 25 days ago
It was worth a try.
lindz.coop Premium Member 25 days ago
We used to be able to wear our Halloween costumes to school on Halloween.