That’s pretty hard Hammie. I was 57 when my mother passed away and I don’t think I ever won any arguement with her. After all, she had a 28 year head start of knowledge over me.
Last season of LEAVE IT TO BEAVER had the junior highers betting who’d have the nerve to violate the dress code and wear a “Monster Sweatshirt” to school
Mom: You can wear the pirate costume tomorrow. Next day…Kid: But Mom, you said I could wear the costume!Mom: I said “you can wear it tomorrow;” it’s not tomorrow, it’s today!
ninjanick101 about 21 hours ago
Better luck in two more days.
iggyman about 18 hours ago
Nice try, Hammie!
My First Premium Member about 16 hours ago
May as well get used to it. It’s your mom now. In 20 years, it will be your wife.
MS72 about 15 hours ago
Change clothes on the school bus.
SquidGamerGal about 15 hours ago
Time to pull a Superman, Hammie!
Blu Bunny about 14 hours ago
Mid 60’s, 1st and 2nd grade we were to wear our costumes to school and the teacher would take us to the 5th and 6th grades to show them.
ctolson about 14 hours ago
That’s pretty hard Hammie. I was 57 when my mother passed away and I don’t think I ever won any arguement with her. After all, she had a 28 year head start of knowledge over me.
Slowly, he turned... about 13 hours ago
Hammie, get used to it. You will never win an argument with a woman and usually you won’t want to. They are smarter.
mruch about 13 hours ago
I’m the rooster on my front yard. I do anything I want as long as it’s ok with my wife.
Daltongang Premium Member about 13 hours ago
Yesterday
A Pirate is all I wanted to play
But my mother was there to say nay nay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
[Verse 2]
Suddenly
I’m not half the boy I used to be
My sister’s shadow hanging over me
Oh, yesterday came suddenly
[Bridge]
Why’d I have to go
To school dressed the same old way
My timing was all wrong
Now I long for yesterday
[Verse 3]
Yesterday
Pirates was such an easy game to play
But my mother was there to say nay nay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
[Bridge]
Why’d I have to go
To school dressed the same old way
My timing was all wrong
Now I long for yesterday
[Verse 3]
Yesterday
A Pirate is all I wanted to play
But my mother was there to say nay nay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
[Outro]
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, hmm-hmm
Sherlock5 about 12 hours ago
Yesterday, she did not say you can’t wear that costume “today,” meaning only on that particular day. It was a permanent injunction.
timinwsac Premium Member about 12 hours ago
She should’ve told Hammie that he could wear his costume to school tomorrow.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 12 hours ago
Today is National Oatmeal Day
Last season of LEAVE IT TO BEAVER had the junior highers betting who’d have the nerve to violate the dress code and wear a “Monster Sweatshirt” to school
The Quiet One about 9 hours ago
Forget it Hammie, you will never win.
Smeagol about 9 hours ago
I loved those Beatles songs especially the ballads, Yesterday, And I love her, For No One, Something and Here Comes the Sun to name a few.
kab2rb about 8 hours ago
Mom needs to state each school day until Halloween.
cafed00d Premium Member about 6 hours ago
Mom: You can wear the pirate costume tomorrow. Next day…Kid: But Mom, you said I could wear the costume!Mom: I said “you can wear it tomorrow;” it’s not tomorrow, it’s today!
Strawberry King about 5 hours ago
Third time’s the charm?
DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Halloween is October 31st, Hambone. Your school will have costume day then.
David Huie Green DecisionsMatterGoodAndBad about 2 hours ago
Implications and extensions are sometimes hard to grasp.