Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for September 13, 2020

I tried to protect myself.

…after all that digging

“Does this new hat make me look fat?”

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Your new hat-tree isn’t getting any nutrients!

Should of run it’s a trap !!

Perhaps lying might be the thing to try.

Just say yes, it’s safe r

Carmen Miranda she ain’t

My X used to do that. The question was asked to get me in trouble.

Fat Broad made like a tree ….and “leaved” the scene of the crime….

Fat Broad is just a little hard to deal with.

“It’s not what you say, it’s what You Don’t Say! … And thanks for playing…”

Was this the first attempt to invent the Bush Hat?

Chubby Chasers ARE a thing.

Sometimes you just can’t win! ;-))

Just say, “I liked it when I saw it on a woman yesterday”, then walk away.

Honesty is NOT the best policy when answering women’s often loaded questions…

Look, Bub, she wants you to lie to her and make her believe you meant it.