bacon by Lonnie Millsap for January 31, 2022

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    Pony99CA  almost 3 years ago

    We’ll see.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I do too, when I’m taking an afternoon nap.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    A man ended up in Heaven and was given the standard first day orientation. After a time the guide took him to the cafeteria for lunch. After a few hours standing in line he noticed a fellow in a frock coat over a set of surgical scrubs going along the line telling the servers things such as, “Some of this, some of that,” “Ooooh, did Jennifer bake that? Gimme two of those,” and so on. The guy pushed his way to the end and told the cashier, “Just have it sent up with 3 iced teas.” the new guy turned and asked his guide, “Who is this?” The guide answered, “That’s god, sometimes he thinks he’s a doctor.” Found on the bulletin board hospital where I served my internship.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Heck, He can ‘see’ what you’re thinking. Which is why thinking a sin is still sinning. Dang, there goes my fantasy life with the Swedish Bikini Team.

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    gladimadad  almost 3 years ago

    No it does not disturb me. That just looks peaceful and calm. It disturbs me that Little Orphan Annie can see without pupils.

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    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    Mr. Kent, please stop with the “practical” jokes.

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