bacon by Lonnie Millsap for April 15, 2022

What’s your problem The lights work don’t they.

Oooh, indirect lighting

It’s lighting for people who have shoes that don’t light up every time they take a step.

Lights turned down low.

As an electrician, he heard shorts were bad…

They’re adjustable. Just tie knots in the cords.

But who needs that many lights in a small room.

He’s a GREAT electrician. All of the bulbs light up. He is a terrible interior designer, though.

He’s long on wire and short on brains.

Do you have any more bright ideas?

Just get some ceiling hooks and make ’em swag lights.

Good for laying on the floor reading a good book.

No, he’s a pro. This is the Cricket Stripper room. It’ll look much better when we add the small stages and cricket seating.

I’m reminded of the retractable lights from the early 60s. Except those had the enclosure in the middle where the take-up reel was situated. Maybe these are in the ceiling?

If you ask for “low lighting,” you get low lighting.

Looks like the electrician part was OK. Letting him choose the design that was the mistake.