Bad Machinery by John Allison for January 29, 2020

A fatberg is a real thing, and a real danger to sewer systems:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatberg

So much grease, the next people they’ll meet will be John Travilta and Olivia Newton-John.

Give it a belly wheel and send it on its way.

Ok… That may be a problem. A very creepy and disturbing one.

We’ve decided to ignore that. On purpose.

Have they tried new, improved Dawn®?

If it has a face, maybe it can be reasoned with…have you tried just asking it to leave?

I mean, I’m sure it won’t be that easy, but maybe if you can get that far, maybe it’ll explain why it wouldn’t be that easy. One can hope.

Tackleford, home of the biggest and best.

Bad Machinery, on the cutting edge!

If this disgusting blob is underneath Tackleford, then what in the world is underneath Wendlefield???

I wonder if they’ve tried a flame thrower. Hmmmm. with all that sewer gas it might be dangerous.

There’s something rotten in Tackleford!

Are they sure that isn’t a fartberg?

And I will let someone else say it.

The horror….