Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for October 18, 2001
Transcript:
Baldo: I don't understand...if we toilet paper Sylvia's house and make a big mess, it's a sign of affection? Cruz: Hey, I didn't make the rules...it's a crazy ritual of teen life. So after you toilet-paper the house, you put on this nightie and slippers, and you run around her yard singing "Who Let the Dogs Out." Baldo: Hey! How come it's "you" all of a sudden?
Cruz wants you all to himself. A girlfriend means Best Friend goes to the side of the road.