Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 20, 2013

It’s a pillar of the community.

time to hide his pill-er

A man’s castle just isn’t a castle without a good pillar or two.

I’ll settle for whatever beer is on tap.

Bev, I really hoped our least favorite person was in hospital getting treatment for her sour disposition. But alas, twas not to be. Thank GodfreyDaniels, she has NOT ventured onto Ballard Street !

Doric, Corinthian or Ionic?

….ah, I observe by the pedestal that it is early Ionic

DownUnderGirl…. And yet he works at night…. how ironic.

He’s an upright sort.

It should have been a pillory.

I think tomorrow that pillar will be holding up and imaginary sundeck…outside. She’s really not that supportive of all his little projects.

Good morning, Balladeers.

Keeps him off the street...Morning Citizen

He is considering going into the column business.Make any hovel into a mansion.Columns, get yer Columns here!!!!!!!!(Mel Brook History of World Part One)And when they are done everyone do the “LINDY!!!”

He seems to have an edifice complex.

Much too early for anything strong in a glass but I’ll be peeling a few big cloves of garlic soon (slices in my whole wheat pasta are lovely and crunchy).

Came home from where – and what had he been drinking?

Piller? He hardly knows her!

Someone needs to take some Brain Bleach over to Diamond Lill.

A Happy Tippling Tuesday to all my Ballardeers !!Hope your day is all sunshine and smiles.Forty-one years ago today, a very special girl came into this world and into my life. Happy Birthday, kiddo ! You’re not getting older ( leave that to me ), just getting better.

OK….I’ll post a picture of the next dead animal I encounter. It might be a magpie, a squirrel, a fox or a badger. If you’re lucky it might not be 5 years old.

Well, isn’t that Ionic? Doncha think?

“Yak ribs…!!!!Comin UP…!!!!!(no pushin now StEL…)”++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Bev started it……..!

whew….*lotta dust kicked up over at AC tuday…!!!If #6 drops buy… he gits teh furst jug of nanner dakerys…awl to himsef….cheers mayte…!!!

Edwin is building a pillar with pulleys and pails and pallet too. Ironic Iconic Ionic column, Edwin will go from pillar to post this column to Iona, where it belongs.

Good Evening BALLARDEERS.T’is a fine night for a little private reserve, of which I hear rumours.

Hi there Sheriff Munkey! I usually seem to miss you. How are those sunny beaches these days?

I don’t even want to THINK about any desserts now. (I already had my daily ration of dark chocolate). I’ll be taking my tea up to the tub now. G’night all!

Hay Shika-boom…!!!! (Boom)Whuts shakin…!!!Ya lykes yer dakerys strait up..??…orLayin down..?{snick*}

o..O

Ribs is goin fast… better stash 2 or 9 fer SuSun….

Hay Red… If’n yer comin buy, bring yer ax, lets jamb…“Well she got jelly, jelly, jelly cuz jam don’t shake lyke dat..”

Uh, MUNKY, funny you should ask if I want my dak lying down…at the moment, I can’t sit up due to a back injury.

Do you have a bendy straw for my drink?I replied to you at AC.

Mmm. Those ribs hit the spot.

I’m invisible! BEV came in and didn’t see me. BEV! I’m here! Lying in the back booth waiting for a dak and a bendy straw. Sigh.

Only four more months until Christmas.

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Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

Maybe two Cleos?

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Edwin aspires to be known as a pillar of the community.

See above! :-D