Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 19, 2014

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Why, no Mommy Dear, I’m not using the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago

    @BevI didn’t see your post about Pt. Townsend. Son and family live there. Daughter and I hit the sales here in Vancouver WA. every Sat. Its been years since I went to one in PT.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Gordon’s got a lot of nerve, trying to make fun of a pinched nerve!

    The B.C.P.N. & B.P.S. (Ballard County Pinched Nerve and Butt Pimple Society) want to remind you that these are painful conditions, and nothing is funny about either of them.So stop laughing this instant.All of you.I swear, you are all getting on my last nerve.
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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Now I need something to calm my nerves…good thing I work at the Tiki!

    is anybody about for a nightcap?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Pcolli…. good thing, cos I fell asleep!Sorry.Now 3:17am here….and I’m off to dreamland…hopefully not at the Tiki this time.

    The offer still stands, of course.Any time… if I’m awake.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 10 years ago

    this pinched nerve walks into a bar……..

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 10 years ago

    There is NOTHING funny about a pinched nerve!!!

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    Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago

    There is nothing funny about have your nerve stolen…..I mean the audacity of some folks to steal your nerve…..oh…wait….OHHHH I see it is hurting because it is pinched…..I thought for a minute he had his nerve “pinched” by some deviant.Never Mind…..Carry on……I am just under some stress as we prepare for our Border Deployment assignments.Texas and some other border states are being overrun by children so us Troops are going to be sent there to stop it.I really think they could stop it if they lined the border with that scary Happy Meals character.Our emphasis is going to be the human/drug smuggling issue we don’t enforce immigration rules….that is the Feds job. Last time I was there I tried to start a war with Mexico by returning fire across the border after I got shot at.I reminded them of that……they said I get to go first. (ha)

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    ChessPirate  over 10 years ago

    Oh, come on Gordon! Just pinch yourself and come up with something…1) On the plus side, I’m much better at doing the Cha-Cha.2) Who needs a full night of sleep, anyway?3) My doctor can now get that boat he always wanted.

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    vldazzle  over 10 years ago

    Oh, Veteran, don’t get me started on that stuff about all the minor children being sent; the ones that made it into Texas got bussed here to Arizona (since the administration already was fighting our sheriff about treatment of illegals – they figured, why not ADD to our problem?)

    Also, since they come, NOT really from Mexico originally, but from various countries (where the smugglers convinced parents that if the children survive they will be granted amnesty) implying that the parents then, will just be allowed entry to be “with their children”. It’s all too devious and convoluted for my poor mind. No wonder I hate all political parties.

    Let’s all have a party of some other kind (time for my breakfast and a workout, anyway!

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Maybe it’s not a pinched nerve and he just has his knickers in a knot.

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    Storm F-1/4  over 10 years ago

    The one in the brain really can be a problem. Especially when it comes to creative writing……and not drooling….

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    Pauls77  over 10 years ago

    Gordon forgot he’s not a lefty.

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    vldazzle  over 10 years ago

    @Bev, since he’s aiming for you, I suggest you tie the knot.

    I just finished my supper with an Alaskan amber ale and I think to take a nightcap of Kahlua and brandy up to my tub, just got to set my hair first.

    Had a fairly long day with my weights after lime juice, then breakfast and got a couple dozen outfits (5 skirt suits and 12 additional jackets among them) out of guest closet to donate and cooked some beet root and pureed broccoli to stash in the freezer for next week, also cut and froze some skinless chicken breasts before I fixed supper. (I did the week’s groceries yesterday so there is lots to do with all the raw ingredients).

    House is looking good and I expect electrician at 8:30AM so need to get to bed early (there are still a few things neither I nor Handyman could finish).

    Fenton, my regular nightcap please!Good night, all!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Hey Gordon, how about this one?“What did the nerve say to the foot that fell asleep?”“Pinch me, I must be dreaming. "

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    Tigressy  6 months ago

    There are bassets starving over in Cleveland! – Well; one anyway. Or so she says.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member 6 months ago

    Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

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