Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for February 03, 2012
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Delores: So I don't know how to use a lawn mower. What's the big hoo-ha? Chuck: Mowing represents pride! Pride in your home! Pride in your town! Chuck: Hometown pride! Banks: Plus, if you don't learn they'll brand you a witch and set fore to you and your long, hippy grass.
Think that Banks is probably closer to the truth. We had a three-acre back yard (used to be pasture) that I let grow for several years. Finally had to hire the guy down the road to come and make hay from it.