My dad and I once talked about what we’d memorize if they burned all the books. He chose Don Quixote and I picked The Poseidon Adventure. (I was eleven at the time . . .)
FWIW, when the shelves are that bare, it means that the library only fears that a lot of books wouldn’t pass muster, not that they’re actually banned yet. Or else someone wants to make the official restrictions look worse than they really are.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
By the end of next week, everyone will have it memorized.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
Are they burning the books as they memorize them?
Pharmakeus Ubik over 1 year ago
What a sad state of affairs we’ve come to. What is so free and brave about book bannings and menstrual police?
Kwen over 1 year ago
I’d like to wish that those empty shelves mean everybody borrowed many books but wouldn’t bet too much on it…
wrloftis over 1 year ago
I’d advise The Hobbit.
Melki Premium Member over 1 year ago
My dad and I once talked about what we’d memorize if they burned all the books. He chose Don Quixote and I picked The Poseidon Adventure. (I was eleven at the time . . .)
mysterysciencefreezer over 1 year ago
She could probably afford to run down to Wal-Mart, grab a few cheapo Android tablets and load up 451 ebooks.
But that wouldn’t be as funny.
uniquename over 1 year ago
Pretty advanced group. I wonder what they haven’t read (or had read to them?).
Hamady Sack Premium Member over 1 year ago
She is tutoring at a Vermont state college library.
Roscoe over 1 year ago
…and what book are you?
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Mensa midgets….
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
FWIW, when the shelves are that bare, it means that the library only fears that a lot of books wouldn’t pass muster, not that they’re actually banned yet. Or else someone wants to make the official restrictions look worse than they really are.
decalwrites over 1 year ago
Memorized it. Awesome she’s “Ray Bradbury”. (Hint, see last chapter of the book.)