Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for October 15, 2023

He should have kept the hand truck. Now he needs to go buy a tumbril.

Not to worry, employees. He’s not capable of wielding that axe.

“Axe me no more questions…”

Why would anyone work for him?

I think Dwayne would be a good test subject for the chopping block…..and no great loss to the company either.

The basket has a cell phone holder to entice the employee to bend over the block.

Beheadings will continue until morale improves…

Well, it’ll certainly sharpen their dislike of him.

Definitely a conversation piece…..

I now know what ‘furrowing my brow’ feels like

Janitor needs a raise, and a bigger mop.

Ah, yes, the ol’ ancient form of population control.

(Ducking now…)