Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for February 15, 2024

Now I need an Alka-Seltzer!

Kleenex and Jello spent a ton of money to prevent their product from becoming used as a generic.

I’ve never liked Kleenex in my jello and I add my own personal jello to my Kleenex.

“Asperox!”

A heavy bovine casting aspersions?

The campaign/campain (sic) is aspirin rocks.

They probably keep their medicines in the Frigidaire.

And then he’ll lose its copyright and have to rename his company.

Asperox – when you need to treat a copy of your headache.

As-aid?

Stick-irin?

sounds like a Celtic hero

AsStick

Theremin? Nah.

Does anyone know what the heck they sell?