Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 03, 2023

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 1 year ago

    Is his beard supposed to be blond? And when will she share her dream of not having him share his dreams anymore?

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    Hoosier Guy  over 1 year ago

    Did he dream he was Dog the Bounty Hunter?

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    Algolei I  over 1 year ago

    Maybe the hair was worth a lot of money.

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    prrdh  over 1 year ago

    Well, shuddering with something, anyway.

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    Jeff0811  over 1 year ago

    My guess is that in his dream he looked like Fabio, and together with his wife they looked like the cover of a Harlequin romance novel; he carrying her while her bosom was heaving with desire.

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    Fabio? Or Cousin Itt? You decide… ☺

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 1 year ago

    Obviously his subconscious yearns for the return of Glam Metal bands.

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    Flatworm  over 1 year ago

    (This is actually true.) I had a dream last night that I met London Keyes at a party, but she didn’t like me.

    VERY disturbing!

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    Izzy Moreno  over 1 year ago

    I have a full head of hair, with a few grays here and there already, but if I was bald, I would not care one bit.

    One less thing to worry about.

    And no, I’ll never dye my hair, either.

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    Plumb.Bob Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Get a couple of wigs.

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