B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 01, 2015

Which one has the better layaway plan?

Which one is par for the corpse?

One will have to close because business is dead.

Well I wouldn’t be seen dead in either of them

The street was designated a “No Laughing Zone” because:“If you should laugh when a hearse goes by”

Enough with the deadly puns! Y’all ought to be ashamed!

Flip a coin…Heads you lose, Tails you lose too.

Y’all are on a rollAlthough it seems a bit droll

You guys were all hilarious today! I’m honored to be in the company of such a clever bunch. i appreciate you.

Of corpse

Sorry to hear of this. Although I am not a WWF fan, 61 is way too young to be passing into another world…

Very Punny.

He even predicted that he wouldn’t reach 65 because of his poor lifestyle.

In my hometown someone opened up a BBQ place next to a funeral home/crematorium..The restaurant actually survived for about a year even though it was the joke of the town.