B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 12, 2018

No Starbucks is a big plus

Or in Canuckistan Tim Horton’s

ah geez where am I going to get my hazelnut mocha coconut milk macchiato with two shot espresso

That’s what makes it nice.

An endangered environment: a place with no Starbucks but also no other commercial interruptions.

They can always burn their coffee in that volcano like Starbucks does.

and to all the millennials I say PHEW

No Starbucks, but they did just open up the Apollo.

Starbuck was the first mate in Herman Melville’s “Moby-Dick.” So no giant killer white whale would be a good thing.

People who like coffee drink it black. People who do not like coffee put milk, sugar, and other crap in it to hide the taste.

Twitter! Microwave ovens! TV! Justin Bieber!! HAW HAW.

Creationist Nature in the raw. Not an easy life. Even if you are in tip top fitness.

It looks a little bit like Hobbiton in the Shire!

Cavemen got Starbucks!