B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 07, 2018

With that huge nose and those short arms, how did this guy get any food close to his mouth in the first place?

Well, his descendants might… birds are doing better than turtles, last I checked.

Good advice. The world won’t bother you if you pretend not to notice

Slim as he is, you would make great food for any meat eating reptile on a diet.

He should join the other three guys (one a turtle like him) in the strip that follows this one in my lineup called Bound and Gagged.

But were tortoises contemporaries of dinosaurs?

That is one skinny bird.

Said the human to the mouse, insect, squid

I bet he didn’t see that one coming.

Is the asteroid on it’s way? Because otherwise, looking up will only show him a clear sky!

Slow and steady has always won the race for the turtle.

That’s just cold.

Apparently some dinosaurs died off from having big mouths!