B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 17, 2018

Sometimes after spending a half an hour measuring the green by sight. Bonus if you do it front of TV cameras.

golf is the type of game you need a couple of cold margaritas in you for it to make sense

Perhaps BC should borrow Val’s driver from today’s Stone Soup Classics strip.

Cursing and beer are big parts of the game, too.

I’d rather watch ants on their way to a picnic!

Watch the YouTube video of the fox on the golf green. There is an entertaining golf game.

If they invent contact golf, where you have to hit the ball before the opposing team hits you, that might be fun. Or at least Speed Golf where you have 10 seconds to hit the ball.

Whiff – dammit!

Whiff – dammit!

Whiff – dammit!

Whiff – dammit!

Whiff – dammit!

Whiff – dammit!

Whiff – dammit!

Whiff – dammit!

Whiff – dammit!

Whiff – dammit!

K – That’s a ten for this hole

One also develops a certain facility in ancient languages, usually Anglo-Saxon based.

In ancient times men sore oaths and beat the ground with sticks. Today we call it golf.

Old joke: I went to the doctor for stress. He said if I didn’t play golf that I should start. If I did play, give it up.

I want to see a turtle play golf!

And there’s the “mini-game” where you try to see how far you can throw the clubs…

The last word on golf: https://youtu.be/Z4w7H48tBS8

Have had everything from an ace to a 12 having done that what’s the point of doing anything more

Yup, golf IS easy. Right up to that first part, the, y’know, “hit the ball” part. Yup. Easy.