B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 09, 2019

Stinky!

Putt-Putt Golf – The sound that a VW Golf makes when it reaches 15 mph.

No, that’s poop-poop chili……Excuse me a second……..

Like puff puff golf, except way fewer hits and munchies.

We won’t discuss the 19th hole.

Why single out the white legume? All colors are guilty and the onions aid and abet.

White bean chili? Not for me, thanks. My wife makes excellent chili with dark red kidney beans, so I’ll stick with that.

Ambulatory flatulence

“Fffirssssst hole, p-p-p-p-par ffffffffffour…”

This comic is a Triple Bogey !!!!

Ewwwww, asking for a 1 iron where the sun don’t shine ?

Haven’t tried white bean chili but very much like chili.

and that’s just the holes in your underwear!

Here in Texas, proper chili has course ground beef and no beans.

Murphy’s Rule of Gastronomics: What goes in, must come out.

Longest shot I ever made when I stuck a ball up my ass then Back fired

GOLF, is FLOG, spelled backwards.

It’s called ‘golf’ because #$%& was already taken.

I was a Putt Putt pro in my teens in the 70s, won 3 big regional tournaments. My playing partner & best friend Randy Reeves won the national championship later in the 90s & is in the Putt Putt Hall of Fame.