B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 10, 2019

Sounds like Yellowstone.

“Global Smarming.”

@pearlsbs. Or maybe the San Andres fault. Except that could happen in fifty years or happen tonight.

If we can survive “the great volcano”’s twitter eruptions until 2020, we might just survive.

The beginning of ‘doom and gloom’ reporting, with NO basis in fact, just pure conjecture, a method of news delivery that today’s sensationalist driven media has developed into an science.

And tomorrow you can munched by Grog, run over by a wheel, get eaten by a dinosaur or the most likely scenario is clubbed by Fat Broad.

All of you will be in Heaven by then, so I wouldn’t worry.

The same accuracy as offered by any tv weather person or political candidate.

Film at 11.

Meh. So prepare for the most likely bad event, and hope for the best.

He’s delivering the news being politically correct…..some facts, yes, other facts, NOT SO MUCH!

Reasons I don’t watch the “news” anymore. Reuters, maybe BBC but after that more about making than reporting.

Well, so either things will go well or they will go poorly. I suppose if the news reported what happened and did not try to make predictions the world would be a more boring place.

Or they are so generic and irrelevant no one wants to waste time on them. Sure the earth could be hit by an asteroid sometime but so what? I can’t do anything about it. I have better things to worry about. Things I can actually do something about.

The question you must ask yourself is, not if I can survive the volcano. But rather can I survive the panic caused by, the bad reporting???

According to 21st century news mongers, asteroids are almost as likely.

Must be the Yellowstone super volcano.

We will all be dead relatively soon so live life to the fullest extent while you can.

(I.e read more comics)

Funny how meteorology hasn’t changed all that much…

Blow everyone a goodnight / goodbye kiss while you’re at it!

Early CNN. Cro-magnon News Network