B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 29, 2019

What? He’s not just buying it for his girlfriend?

Sounds like most of them. ;-)

Fools in line sound better .

“First In Line” – The Guy with B. O. Because he’s been camped out in line for a week and couldn’t find anyone to take his place so that he could go and take a shower……..,

Soon he will be in line in China for Apple products and they will change the name to Pingguo.

I long for the day when we stop judging men by their relationships with women. Painting someone as a loser because he doesn’t have a girlfriend is harmful to everyone.

The “most amount of cash” thing is a direct result of not having a girlfriend.

I thought that the first in line at the apple launch event was the girlfriend. Her name was Eve.

least cash and girlfriend are often connected

Everybody else follows the money.

Oxymoron?

And, after he left, he had neither…

Good one!

Lines at an Apple launch is still a thing?

Oy Vey!

“Are we even pretending to be cavemen any more?” —Ces Marciuliano, some years back

Least amount of girlfriend is why he had most amount of cash.

Girlfriends who fleece you of all your cash are only in it for the cash. Find a better one!

Unless… the newest thing is a new Apple Watch or straps, in which case it’s most likely the first people in line are female.

Well, there’s a statistically-valid correlation for you! Argue chicken-egg all you want, but which is the cause and which is the effect doesn’t really matter if the result is the same.

More like a homeless guy buying it for a reseller.

I have wondered about that. They could get the phone any day along the following year, yet they wait in line 3 days to buy something without even knowing what they are buying, without even knowing how it is or if they will like it or not, before anyone else can tell them how it was or if it works correctly, yet they are camping for 3 days in front of the store. How can they have any money if apparently they don’t even have jobs (or life for that matter)?