B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 08, 2019

That’s gonna leave several marks.

shouldn’t that be 10 reasons?

Looks more like a squid. They have 8 arms and two tentacles.

Octo as in octopus is Latin for eight isn’t it? Don’t they only have eight tentacles?

“You’ll NEVER hear Surf Music again!” – Jimi Hendrix

Aw, a cuddle-fish. He’s a sucker for attention.

He just wants to give you a hug!

So which part of “armed and dangerous” did you not understand?!

Eight arms to hold you

Nine if he inks you!

Or is it really just one reason but in eight parts?

At least he has a tight grasp on things…

That’s a squid. They have 10 tentacles.

Just a little love.. enjoy the moment.

His girlfriend is really clingy.

Awww… but it WUVS you….

I’ll love him, and hold him, and squeeze him, and call him George!

I’m going with 9 reasons. He’s gonna have to pay for the missing board if he didn’t opt for the insurance.

Those are good reasons. Linus VanPelt

8 good reasons you won’t be hungry again for a while

Looks like it’s got crush on you.

“Worst Tindr date ever! She looks nothing like her photo and is just a little too grabby for my tastes.”