B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 29, 2020

Practicing dinosaur pick-up lines?

Gronk!

Such language!! And with children reading!!

At least now they all know how to mate.

And now you know why they REALLY died out!

Sounds like commute time on the dinosaur freeway. Honk honk!

One of the perils of aging. In my prime I used to be a very vociferous HAWOOOGAA! but now I can just manage to get out a BLORT.

Sounds like he isn’t getting any tonight…

“I ain’t as good as I once was, but I’m as good once, as I ever was.” (Toby Keith)

Sounds like he’s clearing post-nasal drip.

Psst! Yabba-dabba-do!

We live on a small lake with all kinds of critters. The birds are at it all day and frogs, insects and other things that go screech in the night take over in the evening.

Particularly noisy are the geese. At the moment they are mating and fighting for nesting sites. I can’t tell the difference unless she comes swimming out from behind the reeds with a cigarette in her beak.

Gastrolith-induced dyspepsia?

I’m just not going to comment on this one

oooooopps

“Mah baby whispers in mah ear. . .oooooh, sweet nothins. He tells me what I wanna hear. ooooooo sweet nothins. Mama turns on the front porch light; Says, “Come in, daughter, that’s enough foh tonight.” Ummmmm sweet nothins…" Baby Brenda Lee, for any youngsters. . .

I remember from my childhood that the Muppets had a “Hard R” rated bits they did on some late night show. That is their “Gallinule Gallinule Whoop Whoop!”

He’s just clearing his throat while he gathers his thoughts prior to flirting. He reminds me of an intelligent version of George Costanza.

Sounds a lot like me asking a girl to dance in high school. Needs more squeaks though.

Panel 3 is just weirdActually all of them are weird

It’s like riding a bike…..

Well he does have quite a few “lines”. Eventually one of them will work.

“Haven’t I HORKed you someplace before?”

“Do you BLORT here often?”

“That’s what HEEHAW said…”

That is what happens when you only do it once a year.. And why mankind prospered when they went to “daily”.

Um…mating isn’t the thing that usually comes to mind when one hears “HORK!" – especially if one lives with cats…if I heard “HORK!" from a dinosaur, I’d run like hell to get out of range of the mess that was sure to follow!

I’m reminded of something the writer Jim Butcher said about people who go looking for big foot and claim they were reproducing mating and or territorial claims. either “bring it!” or"Hey baby" the question becomes, what happens if a big foot, hears this and shows up ready for a fight or a frolic and finds YOU.

I thought he was getting a enema.

Sounds like he’s got the corona virus.

Bläärt.

Long necks biggest worry isn’t mating, it’s survival. That other dino looks like a meat eater to me.

They had lips, a uvula and voice box?

Still more elegant than what one reads on those modern “dating” portals. When I was young™, in the Good Ol’ Days®, we uttered very eloquent things © when we wanted to … er … mate. You kids don’t believe me? Well, I’ve been there and you not, so I have to know better!