B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 27, 2020

Covid joke?

What use to be the name of the arena in Portland Oregon before Moda Health stepped in.

Gee they had lockdowns before locks were invented.

I have read that gardening has become quite the thing among those who cannot or (wisely) do not go out. I think my apartment complex might get excited if I started turning over the blacktop for a gardent plot, however.

I once lived in a little town that was well on its way to become the county seat. But then it got hit with a string of Natural Disasters. One of which was a very powerful Earthquake. It was so strong that the earth split and lifted. In the splits sulfur plumbed out and changed the flavor of the water. But the land was now permanently different heights – Rose… Garden!

I beg your pardon.

Get her googly eyes like the ATT girl.

Rose is in Las Vegas, it’s 107 nothing will grow except bushes and cactus. And I’m not going outside until October.

Shouldn’t “don’t” be "doesn’t "?

Rose coping with sequestering by doing gardening.

“Rose Garden” – Something You’re NEVER Promised.

“Lockdown” is the appropriate word for how some of these dictatorial governors are treating we citizens!

Rose would have been better off gardening than betting on baseball.

Some people re-ignite old hobbies (hopefully arson isn’t one of them). Others discover new ones. And still others turn other hobbies into productive activity.

We have a small army of women (yes all female) who have changed over from quilting to making masks.

We have chicken on the shelves of our supermarket because of refugees who were ordered back to work by the Federal Government which did not provided ANY PPE or any other assistance to get that project going. Sort of a “make bricks without straw” kind of thing.

So I eat because of refugee workers and little old ladies with sewing machines: an odd coalition of heros.

I beg your pardon?

My local garden center has given me a reserved parking spot.

I f you do there’s always aa in case you become an alcoholic!!!!

I think you all need to pay a SinTax for your grievances! ;-)

English is such a screwed up language you have to know it to tell when it’s being misused on purpose.

If the first panel is an imperative, it should be “Rose, garden.” The second panel should then be “So, Rose, don’t go insane during the lockdown” to continue the notion of the imperative.

Lockdown from the nine people that exist?

La vie en rose.

No Back to BC again today. 2nd day in a row ?

Hey, I never promised her a garden!

Life doesn’t promise you a rose garden, but does supply plenty of thorns till you’re warn out and die.

So now Rose’s garden has rows of roses?

It makes as much sense to the English as anything in Webster’s Book.

Rose talk like Tarzan. Tarzan LIKE!

My allergies make gardening impossible! I became the Green Garden sponsor at my school because I kept writing successful grants (Title I school) and the teacher who did garden left.

I suppose what the garden is used for depends on Rose’s state of mind. Like the meme of two ladies.

First lady: Where’s your husband?

Second lady: He’s in the garden.

FL: I didn’t see him.

SL: You have to dig a little.

SL will be really upset when FL’s dog gets loose and digs up her garden.